Total Recall: Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale & Colin Farrell Kick Ass!
In all honesty, when we first heard Colin Farrell was stepping into Arnold Schwarzenegger's massive space boots for the Total Recall reboot, we were as dubious as Wayne Rooney's expensive wiry barnet.
But now the second trailer has dropped - with more clips of the gorgeous brunette babes Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale - we're feeling shiny and bouncy, much like Rooney's hair circa Euro 2012.
So, what have we found out from the new trailer? Well, the infamous three-boobed woman returns. Douglas Quaid (Farrell) will also be dashing around London town, as we clocked a London bus and Big Ben (or should we say Elizabeth tower?) behind his sweaty mug. Apparently, Earth has been divided into two superpowers - The United Federation Of Britain and New Asia.
The film seems to follow a similar forumula to the 1990 original: with Quaid visiting the Rekall the company that can make all your dreams come true, battling his undercover wife, using the facial disguise to avoid space cops and fighting his way through the huge mining facility from the original film's finale.
This reboot is reportedly sticking even closer to Phillip K Dick's short story "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale", which inspired the original Arnie film. Apparently, the book leaves the ending ambiguous as to whether Quaid actually did save Mars, or if everything had been a part of his shoot-'em-up fantasy. Arnie's version toned down this element, so expect a whole world of headache-inducing confusion in the 2012 reboot.
Let us know what you think of the trailer in the comments! Is it just us, or do Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale look confusingly similar? Do you think Colin Farrell can out-Arnie Arnie? And will Johnny Cabs make a comeback!?
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