Taken 2's First Trailer: Watch It Or Liam Neeson Will Hunt You Down!
We know exactly who you are. We know what you want. You're not looking for ransom, because you don't want any money. You want to see a trailer featuring a man with a very particular set of skills; skills that involve punching men in the throat. Skills that make him a nightmare for henchmens families.
If you watch the trailer now, that'll be the end of it. Put your thoughts in the comments, and we will not pursue you. But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will kill you.*
*Not really, we wouldn't kill you, because we like you. Stay away from our daughters, mind.
If that murderous gibberish means nothing to you, then watch this video immediately. Otherwise you should be totally pumped for Taken 2. The 60-year-old Liam Neeson is kicking more arse than ever, as his daughter's kidnappers from the first film hunt him down for revenge.
Expect lots of men to die, lots of people to get punched in the throat and lots of whooping cheers from the ZOO team when the film hits cinemas (along with Neeson's fists) on 5 October 2012.
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