Playstation Is Back In The Game!
'From all of us at PlayStation, thank you and welcome back!' were the words announced today. Words which we've all gone cross-eyed waiting for since the network went down on April 20.
While we paced the room thinking of activities to fill our days, Playstation placed the blame on wiley security hackers. There were a couple of suspects...
...but no real leads. People were going bonkers. COD heads were bursting blood vessels all over the shop and this guy was gearing up for actual war...
As was this guy...
...But just when you thought all hope was lost, when you had to start leaving the house and God forbid making conversation, the Playstation Network techno geniuses pulled their fingers out of their arses and made it all happen.
They were soiling their boxers so much they've even made a 'customer appreciation program' which involves keeping a bunch of games for-EVER.
If you would like to commemorate this emotional time, you can buy yourself a T-shirt with the far too familiar
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