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Review: Buried

Buried



Ryan Reynolds is a guy in a bit of a spot: he’s a trucker captured by Iraqi terrorists and buried alive in a wooden coffin – and he’s only got a rapidly dying mobile and the fairly inept US military to get him out.

It’s easily the most unspeakably tense 95 minutes you’ll ever spend in a cinema, but it’s also nail-gnawingly gripping to the very last. A must-see.

Unless you’re claustrophobic.

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The Human Centipede



Got a strong stomach? Lover of ridiculously disgusting horror movies? Then step right this way!

The gruesome premise here is quite simple: a deranged professor lures in lost travellers and stitches them together in the most gruesome way possible.

So vile, it becomes fairly amusing after a while, but it’s probably not one to stick on with the girlfriend…

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The Disappearance Of Alice Creed



That Gemma Arterton, she’s everywhere right now, isn’t she?

And here she is, abducted, tied to a bed and totally humiliated by two kidnappers. Which isn’t really as sexy as it sounds.

This is a surprisingly gripping, low-budget British flick, with Arterton excellent as the gritty heiress, proving there’s more to her talents than bee-sting pouts and sexily jogging in a toga.

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Modern Family Season 1



A little overlooked over on Sky1, comedy fans will know all about this The Office-meets-Arrested Development US import.

We follow a very extended and dysfunctional family, with a wry mockumentary style flitting between some cringey embarrassment and amazing one-liners.

Plus, brace yourselves for Sofia Vergara: officially TV’s hottest MILF.

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