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“He couldn’t score in a brothel!” - Here are the 5 'top' Premier League strikers who can't hit a barn door.
With Bale having broken the world record transfer fee, we look at the the most expensive British starting XI ever.
See the most expensive British starting XI ever, featuring new boy Gareth Bale!
They may be third favourites to retain their title, but Old Trafford hero Peter Schmeichel thinks otherwise...
Legendary United keeper Peter Schmeichel warns:
See the pictures from Mayweather and Alvarez's training camps as they prepare for the fight of the decade.
Floyd Mayweather and Saul Alvarez get ready for September 14 super fight!
With big South London derby and Liverpool vs Man Utd games, we look to where the points will be this weekend.
Fantasy Football Preview: Gameweek 3 - Man City’s Edin Dzeko can tame the Tigers!
Arsenal vice-captain Mikel Arteta discusses strengthening the squad, trophy droughts and German pranksters.
Mikel Arteta talks Carl Jenkinson's hair, Wenger's jokes and last minute transfers!
Barca stars Messi and Puyol are joined by the biggest Catalan legend of them all for new ad... Gary Lineker.
Barcelona unites the world with Qatar Airways and er… Gary Lineker!
After Anelka's West Brom walk-out, we look at the Prem players and managers who throw the biggest tantrums.
Toys out of the pram! The Premier League's 5 biggest sulkers ever!
Beckham & Neville, Terry & Lampard, the list goes on, but here are footballers who get along too well.
The football love-in: 7 legendary bromances in from the world of football!
After the first week of matches, how is your team shaping up? We're here to provide the best advice for the weekend.
Fantasy Football Preview: Gameweek 2 - Nikica Jelavic to bag goals vs Baggies!

Most players get injured, but not in such odd ways as these players!
Most bizarre injuries!

Most players get injured, but not in such odd ways as these players!

Shortest manager reigns!

"I'll get my coat" - The 5 shortest managerial reigns in modern football!

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