Iain Dowie Spoofs The Fenton Dog Chasing Video With Alan Shearer!
Fair play to Iain Dowie - he does his best at trying to call back Graham Fenton when he sprints off during an All-Stars match warm-up.
Which is more than you can say of Alan Shearer, who seems happy to let the ex-Aston Villa, Blackburn and Leicester City midfielder do a runner.
Although this does also give us a very scary idea of what it'd be like to be "spoken" to by Dowie during an angry half-time teamtalk.
Don't know what we're talking about? See the original Fenton dog chase here:
Fallon d'Floor Award '13!
Here is ZOO Magazine's alternative award for the Premier League's best dive.