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Euro 2012: 3 Weeks To Go!
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Balls to that
Here is the official matchball for Euro 2012: the Tango 12 Finale. It looks nice enough – it’s inspired by the balls of the 1980s – and as per usual, Adidas has got all sciencey, saying “qualitative player testing” was used in its development. Whatever the hell that is.
Host’s No1 problem
Cheer up, Mr Hodgson! The Ukraine squad has been announced and, with their three best keepers injured, the chosen goalkeeping trio have one cap between them. England play them in their final group game – the first match a certain W Rooney will be eligible for. That should make Roy smile…
SAV'S SCOUTING REPORT
ON THE PLANE: Andy Carroll
He was immense when he came on in the FA Cup Final, and almost won the game single-handedly. If he’d played like that all season, there’s no doubt he’d be in the squad.
ON THE SOFA: Micah Richards
The City defender looked like a dead cert to be on the plane, but he’s been benched a lot recently, and that might be costly for him.
HOST WITH THE MOST…
FEMALE POPULATION
POLAND: 51%
If you hang out in Poland, you should find more women than men… just.
UKRAINE: 54%
However, over in the Ukraine, you’ll be positively outnumbered by ladies!
Gracie Lewis Topless For Portugal!
Gracie says: “They only qualified via the play-offs, and have been plonked in the Group Of Death with Germany, Holland and Denmark.
But Portugal typically save their best for the Finals – they’ve reached the Quarters, Semis and Final in the last three Euros – and if Ronaldo hits form, either the Dutch or the Germans could go home early.”
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