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Spoilt? Moi?
It’s a hard life – unless you’re a footballer. When Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo was on his way to his Real Madrid teammate Pepe’s birthday party, his brand new Lamborghini Aventador broke down – so he got out, left it in the street, called his assistant and headed on to the bash! 

Happy Harry
England are still without a manager, and it could partly be down to two old Cockneys. Spurs fans Chas & Dave have penned a tune called Harry Don’t Go. “I used to love Chas & Dave,” says Harry. “It’s my type of music – proper East End music.” So, if England still don’t have a boss this summer, you know who to blame.

SAV'S SCOUTING REPORT

ON THE PLANE: Leon Britton
Had a great game for Swansea against Man City and kept them busy. Didn’t look out of place against a quality midfield – I’d like to see him get a chance at the top level.

ON THE SOFA: Jordan Henderson
Keeps getting subbed by Kenny Dalglish, which doesn’t bode well for him. Without plenty of gametime at Liverpool, his chances are quickly disappearing.

HOST WITH THE MOST... BEER!

POLAND: Tyskie
Strong and hoppy, with a 400-year-old pedigree. It’s one of Europe’s best sellers – and it’s available in your local offie.

UKRAINE: Slavutych
A golden yellow lager that’s won a few awards in Russia, and looks the part. But have you ever heard of it? Neither have we.