The Stupidest Footballer Of All Time?

1) Jermaine Jones

After the USA drew with Argentina, the Blackburn player appeared in a video with other players. All he had to do was say his name and the club he played for. Simple, right? Wrong! Poor Jermaine (or is it John? Or James?) couldn't even say his own name! And what club does he play for? Blackpool? Is that right Jermaine? IS IT?!

2) Luis Moreno

Mr Moreno hates owls, clearly. After the poor bird flew onto the pitch, the Colombian went over and booted the owl, twit-twooing it out of the stadium, much to the shock of the opposition and the rest of the crowd. It wasn't long until the RSPCA were knocking on his door with a burning stick...

3) David Dunn

A classic from the current Blackburn player, back in his Birmingham days. The midfielder attempted an outrageous piece of skill, but he ended up looking like a right numpty. Come on David, you're not Brazilian, you're from Lancashire!

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