Liverpool vs Man United
Sunday 25 October, 2pm

All the banter is here...

Man United fans... to the tune of You Are My Sunshine
“You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You’re only happy,
On giro day,
Your mum’s out stealing,
Your dad’s drug dealing,
So please don’t take my
hubcaps away…”

Fergie... on the English “Clásico”
“Liverpool will always be United’s derby game because of the history. They have long been the two most successful clubs in Great Britain and when they get together, sparks fly.”

Jamie Carragher... on this weekend’s game
“Fernando Torres gave Nemanja Vidic the run around last season. Hopefully at Anfield, Vidic and his teammates will have that bit of doubt in their minds and ’Nando will be that bit more confident.”

Michael Owen... on going back
“I’ve been back before with Newcastle but I don’t know what reception I’ll get or how it will feel. I’m certainly looking forward to the game.”

Rafa... on that rant about Fergie
“I don’t regret it. For 20 years, nobody said these things. It was one person saying what everyone wants to say.”

Gary Neville... on Scousers
“I can’t stand Liverpool. I can’t stand Liverpool people or anything to do with them.”

Fernando Torres... on a very English rivalry
“I’m a foreign player but I can understand the feelings between Manchester United and Liverpool. I know how the Kop feels.”

Pepe Reina... on who’s boss
“The best team in England is still Liverpool. The results show Man United as number one with the titles they have won. But Liverpool have the history. In terms of the club, supporters and tradition, Liverpool is the biggest in the world.”