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]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/ricky-gervais--new-cartoon.htmTue, 17 Nov 2009 18:11:31 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/ricky-gervais--new-cartoon.htm There’s only one thing I can start with this week: I’ve been burgled. Some dirty slags have broken into my house and taken my Porsche Cayenne and my missus’ Mercedes.

I used to do a bit of thieving when I was a kid, so I understand that. But a man who creeps around another man’s house? They’re the lowest of the low – I put them down there with the nonces....]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/danny-dyer---thieving-bastards-.htmTue, 17 Nov 2009 16:14:41 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/danny-dyer---thieving-bastards-.htmhttp://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/can-zoo-kill-a-goat-by-staring.htmTue, 17 Nov 2009 15:53:56 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/can-zoo-kill-a-goat-by-staring.htm “Having ze perfect body ist not easy – it’s taken a lot of hard work, money und vomiting for me to get mine. Let’s start mit ze hard vork bit. Gyms really are ze best place to lose weight. Vhen you choose one, ze main thing to look for ist ze facilities. Ze one I use in Kalgenfurt – ‘Fikken 2000’ – ist amazing; ze showers can accommodate 20 guys und have a DJ in zem....]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/11/bruno-s-5-steps-to-the-perfect-body.htmWed, 11 Nov 2009 14:59:24 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/11/bruno-s-5-steps-to-the-perfect-body.htm Can anyone tell me what it is that everyone likes about those two weird twins on The X Factor? They’re bad enough as John and Edward, but Jedward? What the fuck is that about? They’re doing my head in.

Last time I checked, it was a talent show – and these two mugs have got about as much talent as they have a decent hairdresser. It’s a waste of an act....]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/11/danny-dyer---the-twins--a-waste-of-time-and-hair-.htmWed, 11 Nov 2009 12:46:07 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/11/danny-dyer---the-twins--a-waste-of-time-and-hair-.htm I’ve gone from an estate in North London, to playing youth clubs, to selling CDs out of a rucksack, to being on pirate radio, to getting signed, to becoming No1. I’m an inspiration to all those kids who believe they can’t do it. But I don’t try to be a role model – I just try to stay positive and get money!

Is there a...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/11/zoo-vs-chipmunk.htmWed, 11 Nov 2009 12:23:04 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/11/zoo-vs-chipmunk.htm My new film’s out this week, Dead Man Running. The script has been around for ages. Tamer [Hassan] brought it to me three years ago and I liked it, but he didn’t have any money behind it. It was a long shot at the time: he was talking about getting Ray Winstone for the lead role that he ended up playing himself, but Ray couldn’t do it.

In the end,...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/06/danny-dyer--working-with-fiddy-and-rio.htmFri, 06 Nov 2009 12:18:38 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/06/danny-dyer--working-with-fiddy-and-rio.htm
Loads of ZOO's favourite acts will be joining forces to shake Skegness in Lincolnshire to its foundations, for this is the site of The Big Reunion music festival in November and December.

The weekends of 20 November, 27 November and 2...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/02/festival-season-ain-t-over.htmMon, 02 Nov 2009 17:04:46 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/02/festival-season-ain-t-over.htmhttp://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/30/zoo-signs-that-beach-ball.htmFri, 30 Oct 2009 12:41:55 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/30/zoo-signs-that-beach-ball.htm