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10. British Airways
Our national airline already topped the lost luggage league before Terminal 5 - built exclusively for BA at a cost of £4.3billion - opened in March. But, just for good measure, they misplaced another 28,000 bags in their new, £250m "state of the art" baggage system, before cancelling almost 250 flights due to the glitch at...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/10/03/shame-of-britain-awards.htmFri, 03 Oct 2008 14:42:20 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/10/03/shame-of-britain-awards.htm
First, here’s a recap of how this water-dodging, romantic-thriller unfolded…

Prickly-covered green bloke, Cactus Kid, pops up in small town Kansas, becomes an instant cult hit, and runs away with...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/30/cactus-kid--the-ending.htmTue, 30 Sep 2008 12:49:35 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/30/cactus-kid--the-ending.htm This has been the toughest series I've ever done: bigger, madder and badder! I was away for five months in total and we went to some really difficult places. When they dropped me into the desert in Namibia, the search and rescue guys said anyone without survival skills or water would be dead...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/26/zoo-vs-bear-grylls.htmFri, 26 Sep 2008 12:22:52 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/26/zoo-vs-bear-grylls.htm Well, I'd already spoken to Robert [De Niro] about another project, so I was absolutely determined to work with him. I read the script, talked to him and then Al Pacino signed on, so it became a very easy decision.

And how about your character, street hustler-turned-nightclub owner Spider?
He was exciting to play. He's acquired more...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/26/50-cent---better-shot-than-de-niro-.htmFri, 26 Sep 2008 12:08:34 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/26/50-cent---better-shot-than-de-niro-.htm "This is my vision: not to host the safest, least offensive, most globally-cooling Games of all time. But the smallest. Then we could spend the savings - about £5bn - on the most important part of the Olympic ceremony. The fireworks."

TOILETS!
"Recently, I was told that over a lifetime, the average man wastes 394 days sitting on the lavatory. That's 56...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/26/the-world-according-to-clarkson.htmFri, 26 Sep 2008 11:45:58 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/26/the-world-according-to-clarkson.htm Receptionist Carol Beer is working at a hospital in Pennsylvania...
Lady: Hello.
(Carol says nothing)
Lady: This is my daughter, she's a big brave girl and she's going to have an operation today.
Carol: Name?
Girl: Danielle.
Carol: Surname?
Girl: Lloyd.
Carol: Age?
Girl: Nearly six.
Carol:...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/24/new-little-britain-usa-gags.htmWed, 24 Sep 2008 12:24:10 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/24/new-little-britain-usa-gags.htm You just have to be aware of your references. "I'm a chimney sweep, look at my penny farthing, did you see EastEnders?" won't work because it's too parochial. But I think a sense of humour is something that is innate and humane, so I think it translates, as Chaplin proved!

As a confident man, were you a...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/19/brand-on-incest---mtv-awards.htmFri, 19 Sep 2008 11:02:12 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/19/brand-on-incest---mtv-awards.htm
We've been glued to this summer's Cactus Kid Saga.

The unusual green bloke took us by surprise when he first appeared in a small Kansas town looking like James Dean with thorns. But when we heard he had run away with smoking-hot blogger Cactusgirl87, we were hooked. Now the two are on the run from his missus' mother and the police for their defiant anti-water drinking...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/18/decide-the-fate-of-cactus-kid.htmThu, 18 Sep 2008 14:41:47 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/18/decide-the-fate-of-cactus-kid.htm
Just when it seemed all was well for our 'Oasis' drinking hero, just when it seemed he would escape with the girl and a big screen remake of his story beckoned, it now seems the tables have turned on Cactus Kid.

Footage of what is supposed to be the half man, half cactus...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/15/cactus-kid--is-this-the-end.htmMon, 15 Sep 2008 11:25:51 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/15/cactus-kid--is-this-the-end.htm They said it was over. They said Halo 3 would be the last the gaming world would see of hard-as-nails supersoldier, Master Chief. Now ZOO can exclusively reveal right now that Halo 4 is in top secret development! But it’s going to be so mind-meltingly advanced, it won’t be released on the Xbox 360. Instead, the plan is to make it a launch title for the console Microsoft comes up with...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/12/halo-4-is-coming.htmFri, 12 Sep 2008 11:48:06 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2008/09/12/halo-4-is-coming.htm