<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:blogChannel="http://backend.userland.com/blogChannelModule" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Latest Stuff - Jokes & Links]]></title><description><![CDATA[]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/weblogCategory/1hb9053vatdbw</link><language>en-GB</language><generator>Blog Community Powered by 21Publish</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:50:11 +0000</lastBuildDate><item><title><![CDATA[Hot Links: Will You Vote Kayleigh?]]></title><description><![CDATA[ZOO babe Kayleigh Pearson is a good possibility in FHM's 100 Sexiest Girls Of 2010 competition. Will she be getting your vote? Here's the evidence...<BR/><BR/>

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Find out the level of ASBOs in your area with this new app. (Asborometer)<BR/>
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A selection of hilarious lost dog posters (Next Round)<BR/>
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Hot but we don't know why (Asylum)<BR/>
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The Big Lebowski...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/18/hotlinks160310.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:48:28 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/18/hotlinks160310.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes Of The Week: Rooney!]]></title><description><![CDATA[PROBABLY THE BEST DRIVE EVER<BR/>
Carlsberg doesn’t make Toyotas. But if it did, they’d probably work.<BR/>
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EPIC JOURNEY<BR/>
I just got back from Australia. Didn’t think much of the film on the flight. It was a 24-hour animation of a plane travelling from Sydney to London. Whatever you do, don’t go and see Time To Destination. <BR/>
MILTON JONES, MOCK THE...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/16/jokes-of-the-week-rooney--39-s-the-butt.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:08:45 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/16/jokes-of-the-week-rooney--39-s-the-butt.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hot Links: Audrina Partridge Strips!]]></title><description><![CDATA[See the hot new pics of Audrina Partridge from this month's FHM<BR/><BR/>

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Drunk American girls on vacation (Coed Magazine)<BR/>
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A collection of pics and links of the hottest American actresses (Ranker)<BR/><BR/>

Duncan Bannatyne of Dragons' Den in hilarious Queen video spoof (No Smoking Day)<BR/>
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10 coolest foosball tables (Oddee)<BR/><BR/>

West Country...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/11/hotlinks100310.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:53:52 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/11/hotlinks100310.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hot Links: Girls of US TV!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Girls on American TV are hot. See the whole collection now.<BR/>
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Another week, another collection of random funny pics (Bacon Babble)<BR/>
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The hottest workout ever! (Total Pro Sports)<BR/>
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Sexy motivational posters (The Chive)<BR/>
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The babes of 2010 Daytona Bike Week (Coed magazine)<BR/>
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A gallery dedicated to...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/02/hotlinks010310.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:54:23 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/02/hotlinks010310.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stand-Up’s Funniest Jokes!]]></title><description><![CDATA[“I heard Angelina Jolie had a very difficult delivery with one of her children – she wasn’t in and had to go to the sorting office to pick it up.”<BR/>
JIMMY CARR<BR/>
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“My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. Incarcerated for 25 years, he’s been out about 20 years now and hasn’t re-offended.”<BR/>
RICKY GERVAIS<BR/>
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“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/01/stand-up-s-funniest-jokes.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:15:58 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/01/stand-up-s-funniest-jokes.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[How To Be A Comedian]]></title><description><![CDATA[GETTING MATERIAL<BR/>
“You get up in the morning and walk around all day, hoping something happens to you funny enough to tell other people about. Once things stop happening to me, I’ll be crap! Either that, or sit down and think of a subject – like cooking – and come up with something funny about it.<BR/>
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“Don’t practice on your mates or family, go to an open mic night...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/01/how-to-be-a-comedian.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:40:02 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/01/how-to-be-a-comedian.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Strip Joker!]]></title><description><![CDATA[]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/01/strip-joker.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:26:17 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/03/01/strip-joker.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hotlinks: 2010's Hottest Girls!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<BR/><BR/>

Votes are now open for this years FHM 100 Sexiest. Will ZOO's winner of our sexiest body Frankie Sandford get your vote? See all the front runners and place your vote now.<BR/>
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The video from this weeks magazine: The skier who lasted just 5 seconds (BBC)<BR/>
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Fat blokes dressed as super heroes (The Chive)<BR/><BR/>

Megan Fox in the latest W magazine is just too...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/02/24/hotlinks230210.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:30:52 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/02/24/hotlinks230210.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes of the Week: Hal Cruttenden!]]></title><description><![CDATA[LOVE AT FIRST SCAN<BR/>
I’ve been married to my wife for eight years now, although we only knew each other five-and-a-half months before we tied the knot. People say that you just know… and we knew she was pregnant.<BR/>
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DOUBLE-CROSSING, DOUBLE-GLAZING?<BR/>
Was it not completely obvious that Manchester United were going to get into serious debt the minute...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/02/24/jokes-of-the-week--hal-cruttenden.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:26:11 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/02/24/jokes-of-the-week--hal-cruttenden.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hot Links: The World's Best Bums!]]></title><description><![CDATA[American Apparel is searching for the World's Best Bottom. Our buddies FHM has the the current standings. Check out the amazing top 10 voted-for bootys.<BR/><BR/>

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The hottest women of this year's Winter Olympics (Total Pro Sports)<BR/>
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Pictures of a more extreme Winter Olympics (Uncoached)<BR/>
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A collection of funny STOP signs (Bacon Babble)<BR/>
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A...]]></description><link>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/02/15/hotlinks--the-world--39-s-best-bums.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:07:01 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2010/02/15/hotlinks--the-world--39-s-best-bums.htm</guid><category domain=""></category></item></channel></rss>