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TV comedy show Gavin & Stacey star Joanna Page gets it all off her chest for FHM!

Want England to host to the 2018 World Cup? Back the bid!

101 gadgets you can't live without (T3)

We here at ZOO are big fans of the Kardashian sisters. If you’re not, however, check out this new Kardashian killer game (Liquid Generation)

Massive Gemma...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/18/hotlinks_181109-1.htmWed, 18 Nov 2009 21:59:31 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/18/hotlinks_181109-1.htm Me and the girlfriend tried some roleplay in bed the other night. I was a postman. I didn’t cum for two days.
Steven Cuthbert, Leeds

OUT FOR THE COUNT
I’m a big Bono fan, but the man can’t count. On Vertigo, he begins with “Uno, dos, tres, catorce” which is “One, two, three, 14” in Spanish. So maybe there isn’t a crisis in Africa. Bono’s just...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/jokes-of-the-week-joe-swash.htmTue, 17 Nov 2009 15:39:28 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/17/jokes-of-the-week-joe-swash.htm Two women are chatting when one of them spots the other’s husband and exclaims, “Oh look, Gloria! He’s bought you a bunch of flowers.”
Gloria turns to look and replies, “Bloody hell, that’s me on my back with my legs open all weekend.”
Her friend looks surprised and asks, “You don’t have a vase, then?”
Jonny Williamson, via email

Happy...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/10/jokes-of-the-week-stewie.htmTue, 10 Nov 2009 12:57:53 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/10/jokes-of-the-week-stewie.htm


What gorgeous gadgets! All the girls from the T3 cover girl shoots!

Our mad mates at FHM are busy growing taches for Movember charity. Help raise dosh and awareness of men's cancer NOW! Or register to grow your own charity handlebar...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/09/hotlinks111109.htmMon, 09 Nov 2009 16:08:00 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/09/hotlinks111109.htm Ikea is now selling lesbian beds. No need to screw, just tongue in groove.
Chris, Dunstable

CONFUSED CONSULTATION
I recently registered with a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about the comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/03/jokes-of-the-week-jonathan-ross.htmTue, 03 Nov 2009 14:36:40 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/11/03/jokes-of-the-week-jonathan-ross.htm
Brüno People talk about the suffering of the Africanishers, but no one talks about the suffering of beautiful...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/27/unseen-br-no-gags.htmTue, 27 Oct 2009 17:50:50 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/27/unseen-br-no-gags.htm Where will the England cricket team be staying during their tour of South Africa this winter?
At their parents’ house.
ALEX LEWIS-SMITH, VIA EMAIL

SEARCHING FOR THE ANSWERS
What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, but I’ll never know why.
JACK GUTTMAN, DORSET

DRINK DRIVING
You are driving at a constant speed. On...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/27/jokes-of-the-week--1.htmTue, 27 Oct 2009 15:53:45 +0000http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/27/jokes-of-the-week--1.htm
So your missus may not fancy learning pole dancing, so here's something even sexier. Why not pack your lady off to enter the slightly filthy, fantasy world of bra-busting burlesque (above)? And ladies reading this – see yourself as the next Dita Von Teese, and want to add a bit of extra va-va-voom to your sex life? Sexy nipple-tassel dancing in the bedroom: we're all for it. The...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/22/hotlinks--211009.htmThu, 22 Oct 2009 18:24:06 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/22/hotlinks--211009.htm
Is Sir Alex Ferguson the best football manager of all time? (DJ Mick)

Fancy an instant six-pack? We ain't kidding! Sling a RIPT FUSION vest on and everything is held firmly in place!

Circus star cooks potatoes while standing on her head for lovepotatoes.co.uk. Must be seen to be...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/14/squeezed-cleavage-alert.htmWed, 14 Oct 2009 23:19:27 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/14/squeezed-cleavage-alert.htm


Actresses in leather. Enough said (DJMick)

Nine people without arms who do amazing things (Uncoached)

A wedding reception turns into a strip show (DJMick)

A bird thieves a wallaby’s meal

Car crashes on Google Street View (DJMick)

Hooters swim pageant....]]>http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/12/hot-links-290909.htmMon, 12 Oct 2009 18:52:41 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2009/10/12/hot-links-290909.htm