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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my...]]>http://www.zootoday.com/kop69/archive/2008/08/05/a-reason-to-drink.htmTue, 05 Aug 2008 13:33:51 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/kop69/archive/2008/08/05/a-reason-to-drink.htmhttp://www.zootoday.com/kop69/archive/2008/07/31/where-the-hell-does-she-hide-it.htmThu, 31 Jul 2008 06:10:56 +0100http://www.zootoday.com/kop69/archive/2008/07/31/where-the-hell-does-she-hide-it.htm > > As he got to the register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms,
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BE AWARE AND CHECK

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