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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Justin...]]> http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/gizmos32/archive/2007/08/31/the-love-dress-joke.htm Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:32:35 +0100 Body: Mothers know everything!

A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Peter's flatmate, Simon, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the...]]> http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/gizmos32/archive/2007/05/09/never-lie-to-your-mother-joke.htm Wed, 09 May 2007 17:07:51 +0100
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad
bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried
about what her son has seen. she dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "what were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "well, you know your dad has a...]]> http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/gizmos32/archive/2007/02/08/14hfx36w3yjlq.htm Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:53:29 +0000
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A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date wearing a very
sheer blouse and no bra. Her grandmother pitched a fit, telling her not
to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These
are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the...]]> http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/gizmos32/archive/2007/02/02/1snu2nq6uvsx8.htm Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:57:49 +0000 Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last

one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband...]]> http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/gizmos32/archive/2007/01/30/1p3osadg58uq9.htm Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:36:38 +0000


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to

give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a...]]> http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/gizmos32/archive/2007/01/18/7bmkqog7cfyd.htm Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:40:03 +0000

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical...]]> http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/gizmos32/archive/2007/01/18/1vhnw5q9bh2xs.htm Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:36:27 +0000