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Lydia Blake


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TOP TEN WAYS TO GET THE SACK....
Posted 4 months ago

  • Rub the bosses leg with your foot at meetings.
  • Ask the bosses wife for a 'quick shag' at the Christmas party.
  • Piss in the bosses coffee.
  • Shit in the bosses desk-drawer.
  • Burn your office to the ground.
  • Park your car in reception.
  • 'Do' the receptionist over the front desk during office hours (requires consenting receptionist, preferably female)
  • Cut the bosses brake lines on his car, might get you more than the sack though.
  • Leave wank-product around the office, making sure to not get caught actually bashing the bishop, in time as suspicion grows you will be found to be 'surplus to requirements'.
  • Gatecrash board meetings and just stand and fart for long periods of time - try to play tunes it's more effective. 

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