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Lydia Blake


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top 10 chat up lines.....
Posted 4 months ago

  • Having sex with me is like Catchprase, its good but its not right.
  • Would you like to see my Elephant impression?
  • Alright darlin? You like sweeties? Suck my cock its blackpool rock!
  • I am a Doctor and I'm afraid you must take an emergency injection of protein, immediately.
  • Excuse me, I am a mind reader and yes it is 12 inches.
  • Lets play carnival, sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
  • God damn you is ugly, but I'd shag your mate!
  • I'm well into Flowers me, you can even get your Tulips round me cock!
  • You look like a posh bird, I can tell you swallow because its too impolite to spit.
  • Would you like to shake hands with an old friend?

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