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A scientist prods a dead, decaying sperm whale with a stick, cue massive, gory explosion from the whale.
Bloke News: Massive explosion from the insides of a rotting sperm whale!
With a name like Herbert, and a genuine all-year round beard that bushy... it was always going to end in trouble
We thought the original version of the already infamous video was bizarre enough. Then these jokers got involved...
A man has revealed he sold one of his balls to medical science for $35,000 in order to buy a new motor.
Bloke News: Man sells his left testicle to buy a brand new sports car!
And whilst we're on the subject of cock-ups...Check out video number 2. There's a time and a place for that!
The guys at FootLocker have done themselves proud with this lol-some clip. Not sure how it relates to shoes, though...
The hairy-faced funnyman tells us about looking like a lion, being drunk on stage and his American Pie obsession...
Always finding a low battery symbol and no sign of anywhere to plug them in? You need the Innergie PocketCellT Duo.
Any campaign that allows us to be charitable by having sex - and talking about it - has got the ZOO vote...
The Arctic Monkeys are playing two massive shows in Finsbury Park in May, and we've got cheap tickets for you.

Dappy talks penis envy, bromances, reuniting N-Dubz and that Luisa shoot...
Dappy chats to ZOO!

Dappy talks penis envy, bromances, reuniting N-Dubz and that Luisa shoot...

The rapping interviewer talks about throwing mashed potato at Slash!
We chat to Tubes!

The rapping interviewer talks about throwing mashed potato at Slash!



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