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The Fresh Meat funnyman has been testing out material ahead of his huge stand-up tour. We’ve got the best bits...
Nobody will spot the agony of the year’s most miserable day when hidden by the Man United manager’s fixed grin…
We're on the hunt for the coolest man in Britain, and we're asking for who you think deserves the crown,
Tell for who you think deserves the title Britain's Coolest Man 2014!
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Download the Girls of ZOO Annual! 127 pages of beautiful ZOO babes!
With 5 days to go until the big C-Day, ZOO presents you with the definitive lazy man's last-minute gift guide...
Jump through 10 panes of glass, you say? Of course, that couldn't possibly end in disaster...
Haynes show us the real reason why astronauts don't eat beans in space. Oxygen masks at the ready...
Oscars? World Cups? Gold Medals? Whatever. We give out the trophies that the top celebs are really after...
Enhance your entire festive experience with our last-minute quick fix of cut-out accessories and snippable silliness...
Poor Kwabena Nkrumah was attacked while relieving himself. You may need a cushion while reading this...

Dappy talks penis envy, bromances, reuniting N-Dubz and that Luisa shoot...
Dappy chats to ZOO!

Dappy talks penis envy, bromances, reuniting N-Dubz and that Luisa shoot...

Geordie madman on his hatred of loyalty points and fairground nosies during sex.
Ross Noble on sex tapes!

Geordie madman on his hatred of loyalty points and fairground nosies during sex.



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