Page 18 | News

The celebs have gathered in force to send us lovely message for our landmark half a century of ZOO.
When his online character received a lap dance, this Grand Theft Auto gamer responded vocally, for everyone online.
Bloke News: GTA V player flirts with an in-game stripper for the world to hear!
Family: Check. Photos: Check. Pack of Fosters: What the ale?! Better get back inside to save the brewskis.
"My fake eye was falling out of it's socket!" And you thought your 'ill voice' was unconvincing enough...
Bloke News: The most rubbish excuses used while pulling a sickie from work!
The guys at Cracked give a more truthful beer ad. WARNING: Clip may leave a bitter taste in your mouth...
This boozed-up mad man's approach to a successful robbery isn't the only spooky thing about this clip...
Bloke News: VIDEO: Man dresses as ghost, attempts to rob shop. Is hilarious!
Fancy a pint? You need to check the list of the 50 best cities in the world for beer lovers - full of boozy fun.
Guyism: The 50 best cities in the world for beer lovers to visit, and have a pint!
If you have a blog or a website for which you'd like more traffic (which you can get by reducing your 'bounce rate'), then we have one or two mighty fine tips for you.
How to reduce your bounce rate.
With the release of Sean T Page's new zombie survival manual, we give you the top 10 tips for zombie survival!
Survive a zombie attack with these top 10 tips for slaying the undead!
Watch this girl tell you about turnarounds in oil refineries, but you won't learn anything, your mind will be elsewhere.
Watch: Incredibly busty woman gives distracting oil refinery workplace video!

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ZOO has landed on iPhone, iPad and Android! Always have ZOO on the go!

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