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The UK's favourite comic returns to the stage with a brand new batch of wisecracking witticisms. Here are the best!
All-new rib-cracking gags from Britain's funniest man Michael McIntyre!
A petition has been set up for demanding research funding for Back To The Future hoverboards by 2015.
Online petition for the government to increase funding for hoverboard research!
Animals making reporters absolutely lose their rag, Brand Beckham and Xbox One all in this week's best jokes.
Jokes: Why you should never work with animals or at Greggs!
When the alley next to your house is full of people taking a leak, it helps to be creative when enacting your revenge.
David Cameron, Luis Suarez, Heston Blumenthal and Jamie Carragher get the fun mercilessly poked at them.
Lulz from Geordies, Rory McIlroy's acting, a boogie board faceplant and female football commentators.
Girls post on Tumblr about the cute things that boys do. Guys ruin their posts with some hilarious responses.
Rory McIlroy's acting ability, Justin Bieber's monkey confiscation and Scott Parker's miss will have you lol-ing .
Mock The Week's funnyman is back with some new material. Read, memorise and pass off as your own...
29 new Milton Jones gags - the world's funniest one-liner merchant!
LG stick video of two sexy girls in front of urinals to test men's stage fright and whether they can carry on the job.

The Rocky legend talks his new film Grudge Match and old-school training.
Sly Stallone vs ZOO!

The Rocky legend talks his new film Grudge Match and old-school training.

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!
Lamborghini smash!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!



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