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Featuring massively overweight, Nazi-faced, nappy-wearing happy-slappers going at each other like someone just stole some lipstick, sumo wrestling is hilarious. Add special effects and it is even cooler...
Anyone order coq au vin? By now you've heard about the 35-year-old Polish man who chopped his own sausage off in front of nearly 200 people at the Zizzi (which means 'willy' in French!) restaurant on the Strand last Sunday. ZOO investigates a brief history of severed manhoods...
Who's been munching Homer's donuts? Buck-toothed Brazilian football legend Ronaldo has made a special guest appearance on The Simpsons, and we've got the vid right here...
It seems a little scary that the sample quote from the Adam Buxton vid in last week's 7 Hot Links "Do you want me to stab him in the neck with a fork?" should be met with such enthusiasm from you lot. So we found some more...
Not long ago, ZOO launched a competition to find the hardest pet out there. You haven't disappointed with this scary mob of 'domesticated' animals. Just make sure you keep feeding them, won't you?
With sensors attached to his brain, this monkey can manoeuvre his own robot arm. Landmark medical breakthrough to aid humans, or the beginning of a simian revolution? Plus, more links ripe for clicking in this week's 7 Hot Linksâ?¦
Young children running around with sickening gobs and and a peculiar familiarity with death. That's showbiz! Check out our South Park cartoon casualty special...
Advertising is not something that takes place while you grab a tinny from the fridge. It is also an arena for David Hasselhoff, CGI novices and the wasabi-induced visions of Japanese eunuchs...
When the veteran magic man received unsolicited letters from ZOO staff begging him to show us his box of tricks, he was only too happy to pay us a visit... " You'll Like It, Not A Lot " etc etc...
Whether it's dive-bombing your sister or veering towards the big puddle at the bus stop, ferociously disturbing water is fun.

The Rocky legend talks his new film Grudge Match and old-school training.
Sly Stallone vs ZOO!

The Rocky legend talks his new film Grudge Match and old-school training.

The rapping interviewer talks about throwing mashed potato at Slash!
We chat to Tubes!

The rapping interviewer talks about throwing mashed potato at Slash!



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