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ZOO quizzes Chris Moyles on five of the biggest stories of the moment - and then stand back in awe as he lets rip. This way for a ranting DJ...
"I'd like to die like my old dad - peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers." Check out our latest installment of classic stand-up gaggery...
Premium ZOO hotty isn't only eye-crossingly gorgeous, she's also an absolute trooper. See her ace spoof of a certain viral featuring a musical primate inside! She bangs the drums, indeed.
Gags, puns, one-liners and classic stand up to boot - we're about to make you a comedy legend. Over next week we'll gift you 100 of the best new gags for you to pass off as your own comedic genius. This way for part one...
Japanese teenager wins the Rubiks World Cup, taking under 10 seconds to solve the cube. An office straw poll reveals that no one at ZOO has even finished the puzzle. Shameful when a three year-old can do it...
From Jeremy Clarkson to dog groomers, nobody's inbox is safe from intolerant email prankster Raymond Delauney. ZOO brings you two extracts from the joker's new book of web wind-ups.
Vids of South's America's sexiest unknown chicas are just the start of this week's Hot Links. Also included: Hoff rapping, Keeley topless and kickboxing midgets!
This week's haul includes a musical veg maestro, a high-heeled hottie race and an eight year-old lethal weapon...
When the Lynx Manwash hotties turned up to ZOO Towers wanting someone to soap up, we unselfishly sent workie and ZOO Blogger JonMoody61. And then videod the whole filthy affair...
Nike's ace new ad pits the Welsh nutcases against Wazza in a series of unique penalty shoot outs. Pancho ends up in the nud and chained to some goalposts while the England striker takes power pot shots, or courseâ?¦

Australian kids get told to not bunk off school in the goriest advert ever!
The greatest truancy ad!

Australian kids get told to not bunk off school in the goriest advert ever!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!
Lamborghini smash!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!



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