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Kop a load of this! Rafa Benitez popped up on Liverpool's homepage this morning and dramatically upped the ante in his rivalry with Jose Mourinho. He's out-slicked him, not with a transfer coup, but with a tache and goatee combo!
Let's just say the thought has crossed our minds, once or twice, but we've never actually lured them into striking range with bird seed before unleashing the fury. We know a man who has, though! The footage is just one of this week's 7 Hot Links!
Forget all the gongs and critical acclaim, Little Britain stars Matt Lucas and David Walliams have hit the big time now - they've recorded a cameo appearance in Neighbours!
Two Shaolin monks practise what they term the "Iron Egg Skill" - he's about to kick him in the nads! Training involves dragging a plough with your goolies, and not even Wayne Rooney can do that. It's just one of our 7 Hot Links...
When chubbers like Homer Simpson get their wobbly protrusions out and start talking to them as if they were prescient beings, it's hard not to find it insanely funny. Check out our bra-full of internet movies featuring bloke titties - they're enough to give you belly ache!
These girls aren't wrestling, it's clearly foreplay of some kind. The audience are swaying to some soft-porn drum & bass evidently intended as ambiance, there's no screaming or spitting involved - just panting - and it's way too arousing.
Nope, not the evening entertainment at some depraved Butlins spin-off, but serious mainstream 'sport' in Mexico. In this vid, wrestling pixie makes uppity hand gesture at professional rucker and then commits the midget-brain mistake of turning his back on the beefer...
Ross Kemp looks vaguely similar to the sort of buzz cut gym junkie that would go sharking wearing fingerless nylon gloves and a shoulder-strap arsenal of sphincter plugs. But what's he really like?
Chief Constable Michael Todd of Greater Manchester Police volunteered to be hit by a 50,000-volt Taser gun - to show the public they were kosher and safe for use on the streets. The result? Ultimate pain...
Inside this week's ZOO is a high-octane feature on the wackiest furniture-cum-vehicles. Now a green-fingered London gardener has swopped his trowel for a crash helmet and broken the Fastest Furniture Land Speed Record! Check out these vids!

ZOO has landed on iPhone, iPad and Android! Always have ZOO on the go!
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ZOO has landed on iPhone, iPad and Android! Always have ZOO on the go!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!
Lamborghini smash!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!



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