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We asked you to send in your favourite toilet attendant sayings on songs on Twitter - and once we finished laughing, we managed to round them up right here...
Toilet Attendant Sayings and songs - funny nightclub bathroom people
Videos of a Japanese girl with a concealed weapon in her panties and easily the best Dad in the world, plus all the week's best topical jokes and hilarious one-liners!
Jokes, The Arse Machine Gun
Videos of a daredevil skiing crow, a dog catching socks and of course, all of the week's best topical jokes and hilarious one-liners! Here we go...
Watch a crow skiing and a dog catching socks along with the best jokes of the week!
Ricky Gervais' much-hyped third stint as Golden Globes host took place last night, but did his speeches live up to last year's hilarious barbed jibes? Watch it all here!
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This smart arse has the most elaborate technique ever to turn the pages in his newspaper, using all manner of objects. Could you do it for every page, though?
Page Turner Machine For Newspaper
The hilarious explanation of why James Bond is a dickhead, ESPN's fantastic new advert, and all the week's best new puns, topical jokes and funny quotes!
Jokes James Bond is a dick head Frankie Boyle Conan O'Brien Jimmy Carr Jack Whitehall Micky Flanagan
Videos of a dog who loves guitar and a squirrel showing off the size of his nuts, plus all the week's best new puns, topical jokes and funny quotes!
Watch the guitar loving dog and squrriel with nuts, plus read all the funniest new jokes!
Watch the video of an NBC newsreader getting pranked by his colleagues, and being tricked into reading out Anchorman's most famous quote from his teleprompter!
Watch the real life Anchorman Ron Burgundy on NBC!
Everyone remembers Pingu, right? The cute and cuddly penguin? Well, he's not that anymore if his version of horror classic The Thing is anything to go by...
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The lanky legend chats to ZOO about buying ladies underwear, finding a wife and why Karl Pilkington bought his family a big box of condoms for Christmas!
Stephen Merchant vs ZOO!

Australian kids get told to not bunk off school in the goriest advert ever!
The greatest truancy ad!

Australian kids get told to not bunk off school in the goriest advert ever!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!
Lamborghini smash!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!



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