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Turtles are like buses, you wait what seems like a lifetime for some action but then it all kicks off at once.
Epic turtle jump, dull sex lives & Terminator 5 - it's jokes of the week!
The coolest President ever gets dubbed over the coolest pop duo ever's summer smash Get Lucky. This is cool...
Barack Obama proves he's king of the karaoke with remake of Daft Punk!
Revenge is a dish best served cold... or by gorillas and kids if this lot are anything to go by...
The week's jokes: Gorilla gets his own back & mascot gets served!
Russell Brand visits the live set of MSNBC's Morning Joe and causes chaos in the only way he knows how.
Russell Brand rips live show hosts a new one, live on their own show!
The UK's favourite comic returns to the stage with a brand new batch of wisecracking witticisms. Here are the best!
All-new rib-cracking gags from Britain's funniest man Michael McIntyre!
A petition has been set up for demanding research funding for Back To The Future hoverboards by 2015.
Online petition for the government to increase funding for hoverboard research!
Animals making reporters absolutely lose their rag, Brand Beckham and Xbox One all in this week's best jokes.
Jokes: Why you should never work with animals or at Greggs!
When the alley next to your house is full of people taking a leak, it helps to be creative when enacting your revenge.
David Cameron, Luis Suarez, Heston Blumenthal and Jamie Carragher get the fun mercilessly poked at them.
Lulz from Geordies, Rory McIlroy's acting, a boogie board faceplant and female football commentators.

The Rocky legend talks his new film Grudge Match and old-school training.
Sly Stallone vs ZOO!

The Rocky legend talks his new film Grudge Match and old-school training.

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!
Lamborghini smash!

The £300k supercar driver manages to smash his Lambo into two cars in one go!



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