Got A Hilarious Story From University? Tell Us And You Could Go In The Mag!
A lot of people say that your time at university are the best days of your life.
Which is pretty damn true (if you're not including those horrendous all-nighters where you manage to bring yourself to do just 11 words of an essay inbetween games of FIFA).
But we reckon they're also some of the funniest times you'll ever have as well. Whether you're pissing around in a shopping trolley around campus, putting raw fish under your housemate's bed after he goes home for the weekend or simply waterbombing anyone who dares walk under your window, you're rarely not having a great time.
So, ahead of Freshers' Week 2012, we want to hear YOUR hilarious uni tales. It doesn't matter if you graduated years ago or are only just going into your second year - if it's funny, we want to hear it.
The best stories will be illustrated and appear in the magazine - and the tale which makes us laugh the most may even win a cheeky ZOO goody bag!
Email us your stories to firstname.lastname@example.org and put "UNI STORY" as the subject. Remember to include all your name and contact details, and give us as much detail in the story as possible.
Has there ever been a better time to stitch up your uni pals?
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