Sing (And Drink) Yourself Silly At Ultimate Power Ballads Nights!
Come on, admit it; at some point in your life, you will have screamed "I wanna know what love is" at the top of your voice, on your knees, arms outstretched, pining for the hot girl at the school disco who's slow-dancing with your sworn enemy.
So, imagine a club where you can feel The Power Of Love and bless the rains in Africa, and no one will judge. Where you're guaranteed to have the "Best Night Of Your Life" in the presence of hundreds of other power ballad aficionados who'll go Wherever You Will Go and won't Think Twice about it. Come on, admit it: you just can't Fight This Feeling Anymore, can you? And you know what? Ultimate Power is here to help.
Ultimate Power nights sell out, and they sell out fast. So if you fancy a club that's a little different, check out ultimatepowerclub.com for details of their nights in Birmingham, Brighton, Bristol, London and Manchester and you'll be pulling down the moon, Meat Loaf-style, before you know it. And finally – finally – you'll know what love is!
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