Jordan Carver - the lady with the amazing 32HH chest - returns to ZOO to tell us what it's like to be the proud owner of a rack like this!

GIRLS:

- Bikini-busting babes - like Kelly Brook, Tulisa, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson and loads more - hit the beach!

- Incredible new topless talent Sophie Alexandra!

- Hollie Sparrow is Katherine Jenkins' Sexylikey!

- Emma Kate Dawson - our ZOO Real Girls competition winner - is our Facebook Fittie!

- Kezia Noble's advice on getting sex outside the bedroom and dealing with a cheating missus!

- Oscars honeys stripped topless!

- Babe bulletin: booby beauties and Kate Upton!

FEATURES:

- Jodie Gasson reveals Britain's best chippies!

- We chat to the weird-as-ever David Hasselhoff!

NEWS:

- We put Prince Harry's new ride - the Apache attack helicopter  - under the microscope!

- We cheer up East London with ZOO girls Candice Collyer and Sian Sayer!

- Anglo-Italian Aston V12 Zagato unveiled!

- Street Fighter X Tekken: first play!

- "Is your boss treating you like a dog (like Carlos Tevez)?" quiz!

- Pete Firman on ZOO's rant-tastic Soapbox!

- KTM's new 690 Duke monster ridden!

SPORT:

- Steven Gerrard tells us why Liverpool aren't taking the Carling Cup final for granted!

- Robert Earnshaw's thoughts on Cardiff at Wembley!

- Exclusive Nathan Cleverly chat ahead of his bout with Tommy Karpency!

- Robbie Savage lets rip about Lee Clark, Ryan Giggs, Di Canio and Tevez!

GUIDE:

- Morning Parade and other new music you need to hear in 2012!

- Safe House, Rampart, In Time, Syndicate and other hot releases reviewed!

- The latest new gadgets you need to own!

- Embrace your inner '90s kid with a wardrobe of retro classics!

All this - plus your usual mix of the hottest real girls, funniest jokes, weirdest pictures and top banter - in this week's ZOO! ONLY £1.80!