IN THE MAG THIS WEEK...

GIRLS:

- Geena Mullins presents the 50 Best Bums In The World: a whole century of the most brilliant buttocks on planet Earth - as chosen by you. It's that simple.

- Kate Upton, star of Super Bowl XLVI and owner of 2012's hottest beach body, breaks out the bikini!
- Megan Fox's Sexylikey, April Milford, strips!
- 32E Facebook Fittie Holly Gibbons goes topless!
- Kezia Noble gives her advice that's guaranteed to improve your love life!

FEATURES:

- Bunk beds, South Park, and bloody big missiles: ZOO climbs aboard HMS Liverpool - the first British ship to be fired upon in 30 years - to see what life is like at sea...
- Footballers getting frisky: we show some of the beautiful game's top stars who don't want to wait until 14 February to show their romantic side!

SPORT:

- Dietmar Hamann's Liverpool verdict: the Kop legend tells ZOO why Luis Suarez' explosive Liverpool comeback at Old Trafford can't overshadow Kenny Dalglish's good work at Anfield.

- Incredible story and pictures of the crazy snowmobile freestyler who lost control 120ft off the ground, but lived to tell the tale... and win Gold!
- PDC World Champion Adrian Lewis tells ZOO about late-night drug tests and how he's aiming to dominate in 2012!
- Robbie Savage lets rip on the week's biggest stories and rates the best and worst January transfers!

NEWS:

- McLaren's 592bhp monster: rejuvenated British supercar-maker ups its game with two mouth-watering new machines!
- Dishonored first look: publishers of Skyrim and the man behind Deus Ex buddy up to create one of 2012's most intriguing games!
- OAPs fight back! We round-up the world's oldest sports stars!
- We tackle the 6,000 calorie breakfast!

- Mario Balotelli's fashion fails!
- Alternative Valentine's Day cards!
- Seann Walsh rants about improving his health!
- Moto Guzzi's retro V7 Racer!

ENTERTAINMENT:

- Geordie Shore lads talk pulling girls, going clubbing and tell us what they think of Jersey Shore!
- All the latest games, films and music reviewed!
- The ultimate Valentine's pulling kit!

All this - plus your usual mix of the hottest real girls, funniest jokes, weirdest pictures and top banter - in this week's ZOO! ONLY £1.80!