It's a fact: not everyone can ice skate. Hell, we should know because we've spent more than our fair share of time on our arse whilst cocky instructors glide next to us in reverse. The show-offs.

Anyway, that doesn't matter now because Alfa Romeo have shown us the way forward. Sod ice skates - use your car instead!

We might sound a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, but stay with us. We're talking sense and we've got video proof to back it up! Check out Alfa putting the Giulietta through its paces at Coventry Skydome ice rink.