CBB's Georgia Salpa Strips For ZOO!
*Read the next paragraph in the Big Brother announcer's Geordie accent*
Dai 2,689 at ZOO Magazine an' buxom lass Georgia Salpa hez been put on tuh covor looken all gawgus an tha. Da lads at ZOO hev evon pulled togethor aaal iv hor sexiest maamentz from da houss az well! Nace wone felayz.
Okay, we'll stop that now. But yes, the one and only Kim Kardashian lookalike GEORGIA SALPA reveals all, as we pull together her wildest pictures and sexiest moments from the hottest house in Britain.
Here's some examples of Georgia Salpa's captivating acting talents:
We asked you to vote and the results are finally in, and you've crowned @Dynamomagician as Britain's Coolest Man!
Check out an interview with the man himself in this week's issue, plus here he is collecing his award:
Next up, we've nabbed some exclusive topless pictures of former The Only Way Is Essex babe MARIA FOWLER. Sadly the buxom brunette is leaving the show, but hopefully this means she'll have more time to do awesome shoots like this! In the meantime you can keep up with her keep up with her antics and sexy pictures on her Twitter account: @MariaFowler!
But that's not all, plently of AAA sexpots have jetted off to warmer climes to strip down to bikinis, eat ice cream and generally make your childhood holidays to Weston-super-Mare seem like torture in comparison.
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELY, LINDSAY LOHAN, RIHANNA, DANIELLE LINEKER, POLLY PARSONS, JENNIFER ELLISON and MICHELLE KEEGAN are all on the beach, looking so sexy they'd make a lobster blush.
Aside from almighty lady line-up in this week's mag, we've got the maddest NEW MOTORS FROM THE DETROIT MOTOR SHOW, A MAN BEING ATTACKED BY A LEOPARD and the winner of ZOO'S COOLEST MAN OF THE YEAR!
Then we've got a first look at PROTOTYPE 2, comedian JOSH WIDDICOMBE takes to the ZOO SOAPBOX, THE MAN WITH A TOE FOR A THUMB tells us why its not toe bad, and ROSS KEMP talks Playboy Bunnies, soldier's pranks and interviewing the Taliban.
In sport, we hear GARETH SOUTHGATE'S VERDICT ON THE TITLE RACE, GARETH BALE tells us why Spurs can still win the league and then in an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, WOJCIECH SZCZESNY tells us why ARSENAL can still dominate this year.
Also in this week's ZOO:
- Biker does a flip over a 250mph plane!
- Kezia Noble's sex advice!
- Ex-Prem players who're playing abroad!
- Accidental porn makes a comeback!
- Robbie Savage's outrageous footy column!
- Facebook Fittie: Anna Lucia!
- Preview Spec Ops: The Line!
All this, plus your usual mix of the hottest real girls, funniest jokes, weirdest pictures and top banter, in this week's ZOO! ONLY £1.80!
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