Read it and weep fellas. One of your all-time favourite ZOO cover girls is saying goodbye once and for all. But thankfully, the sexy PETA TODD is doing it the only way she knows how.

We remember it well - that awesome day back in December 2004, when Todd first turned 18 and burst onto the Page 3 scene. But now, aged 24, the bona fide member of the ZOO Glamour Girl Hall Of Fame has finally decided to hang up her 32G bra and call it a day. Sadface. Check out Peta's teaser video!

Christmas time is fast approaching and that means one thing: stand-ups' DVD releases are in full flow! We've sifted through the lot and dug out 85 BRAND NEW STAND-UP GAGS - so you can pretend to be the funny git in the pub months before they're released.

There's also all the intel you want and review of CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 3, plus a chat with Cristiano Ronaldo's missus IRINA SHAYK about her role in the explosive NEED FOR SPEED: THE RUN! Oh, and there's also a behind the scenes look at TOP GEAR LIVE!

Also, we chat with Aston Villa forward - and moonlighting mailman - DARREN BENT, who tells us why England aren't scared of Spain and talks about 'parking the bus' tactics and Wayne Rooney's suspension! Plus, Rocket RONNIE O'SULLIVAN tells us why he's not finished on the baize just yet! 

Plus, in this week's ZOO:
- Sexylikey Olivia Sedley as Mollie King!
- Tyson Fury takes on the Klitschkos!
- Clarkson's best cars of 2011!
- Brand New Family Guy gags!
- Greg Davies On ZOO's Soapbox!
- We speak with The Fast Show on their comeback!
- Your guide to collaborative fashion collections!
- Robbie Savage prophecies Spain to smash England!

All this, plus your usual mix of the hottest real girls, funniest banter and weirdest pictures, in this week's ZOO - ONLY £1.80!