With the football season fast approaching, we wanted some of our own team names for, let's be brutally honest, the much more important and serious 5-a-side leagues!

Forget Chelsea and Arsenal. Think West Bummage Albion (West Bromwich Albion) and Aldercumshot (Aldershot). Yep, really.

We put it to you on Twitter (#sexyfootballteams) to come up with some sides to rival ours, and you didn't disappoint. Here are some of your best:

1) @Cleggy23: @ZOO_UK #sexyfootballteams More came (Morecambe)

2) @Winnaldo: @ZOO_UK #sexyfootballteams  Juvent-arse (Juventus)

3) @JayPatel81: #SexyFootballTeams Mountherster Untieherd (Manchester United)

4) @ajwilsher:  #SexyFootballTeams Crotchdale (Rochdale), Crystal Phallus (Crystal Palace)

5) @ashrad1990: @ZOO_UK #SexyFootballTeams Barearselona (Barcelona)

6) @Darrell_Bowen: @ZOO_UK #sexyfootballteams Prestin (her) North End (Preston North End)

7) @ClaireRz50: @ZOO_UK #sexyfootballteams Tottenham CockSpur (Tottenham Hotspur)

8) @DanSinclair25: @ZOO_UK #SexyFootballTeams Nipswich (Ipswich)

9) @DanielWills: @ZOO_UK #SexyFootballTeams Molester Clitty (Leicester City), Inter Mynan (Inter Milan)

10) @girthage: @ZOO_UK Crack-burn Rovers (Blackburn Rovers)

11) @RobynFarnham: #SexyFootballTeams Minj-chester City (Manchester City)

12) @Ryan_Mainprize: @ZOO_UK #SexyFootballTeams Zenit St. Penisburg (Zenit St Petersburg)

13) @lustin4love: #SexyFootballTeams Dongcaster Rovers (Doncaster Rovers)

14) @petehenson: #sexyfootballteams Sexeter City (Exeter City)

15) @xbor1sx: #SexyFootballTeams Chest-her-field(Chesterfield)

16) @marktarn: @ZOO_UK #SexyFootballTeams Plymouth I'llgargle (Plymouth Argyle), Vulvahampton Wanderers (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

17) @vwvandal: @ZOO_UK #sexyfootballteams Loverpoon FC (Liverpool FC)

18) @EHC_Aaron: #sexyfootballteams  @ZOO_UK Manshafter United (Manchester United)

19) @StewartDunz: @ZOO_UK #Sexyfootballteams Queens Pork Strangers (Queens Park Rangers)

20) @chrismase: @ZOO_UK #sexyfootballteams Pornmouthe (Portsmouth)

21) @harrymills10: @ZOO_UK #sexyfootballteams Boobin Kazan (Rubin Kazan), Slagenham & Redbridge (Dagenham & Redbridge)

22) @JonMoody61: #sexyfootballteams Cardiff Titty (Cardiff City), Nipoli (Napoli)