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The UK's 50 Most Popular Comedians!
1) Ricky Gervais
He's written and performed sell-out shows, but it was his work in front of Hollywood at this year's Golden Globes that really grabbed the public's attention: "I Love You Phillip Morris: Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor - two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So the complete opposite of some famous scientologists, then."
6,444,610 views | Uploaded January 2010
2) Michael McIntyre
"Old people still insist on picking up the phone and saying their home number. Why are you doing that? What a waste of time. '0207 667944.' 'I know that, I just dialled it. The last thing I did on Earth was dial those numbers.'"
3,987,367 views | Uploaded December 2007
3) Lee Evans
"I hate junk mail, like those pre-paid envelopes. I sh*t in it and send it back"
3,407,824 views | Uploaded September 2006
4) Eddie Izzard
"There must have been a Death Star canteen. A place where, in between battles, Darth Vader could chill out. 'I will have the penne alla arabiatte.' 'You'll need a tray.' 'I'm Darth Vader. I can kill you with a single thought.' 'Well, you'll still need a tray.' 'No, I do not need a tray to kill you.'
2,896,413 views | Uploaded June 2006
5) Frankie Boyle
"I once saw an English guy in Glasgow trying to order a lager and lime. The barman went, 'We don't do cocktails.'"
1,981,208 views | Uploaded February 2009
6) Jimmy Carr
Heckle quick-witted Jimmy Carr at your peril. And certainly don't suggest his mum wants to sleep with you: "Your mum warned me you were going to be here. At least I think she was talking to me - I wasn't the only one there. And she had her mouth full."
1,931,377 views | Uploaded August 2008
7) Russell Howard
"Do you reckon the Queen Of England has ever pulled her bed covers up so that just her head is showing? 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp.'"
1,733,255 views | Uploaded August 2008
8) Peter Kay
Us talking about biscuits: boring. A fat Boltonian talking about biscuits: hilarious. "Rich tea biscuits are bad for dipping. They don't even try. They should be called f**king 'One Dips'."
1,656,978 views | Uploaded September 2006
9) Richard Herring
How to put down a heckler: as a pissed onlooker is escorted out for reacting unfavourably to a gag about stabbing, he shouts, "I got f**king mugged, right?" Herring's response: "What a shame he didn't do a bit of a better job."
1,638,222 views | Uploaded April 2008
10) Billy Connolly
"A terrible thing happens to men after we turn 50. Your doctor loses all interest in your testicles and takes an overwhelming interest in your arsehole. You begin to forget what he looks like."
1,607,333 views | Uploaded February 2008
11) Russell Brand
1,360,035 views | Uploaded March 2009
12) Omid Djalili
1,328,328 views | Uploaded October 2006
13) Lee Mack
1,010,498 views | Uploaded September 2005
14) Kevin Bridges
883,668 views | Uploaded June 2009
15) Ed Byrne
821,193 views | Uploaded September 2006
16) Tommy Tiernan
769,913 views | Uploaded September 2007
17) Marcus Brigstocke
717,362 views | Uploaded November 2006
18) Ross Noble
681,810 views | Uploaded March 2006
19) Noel Fielding
613,351 views | Uploaded January 2008
20) Sean Lock
583,826 views | Uploaded September 2008
21) Danny Bhoy
576,427 views | Uploaded December 2007
22) Stephen K Amos
574,446 views | Uploaded September 2008
23) Rhod Gilbert
567,096 views | Uploaded March 2007
24) Bill Bailey
535,309 views | Uploaded September 2009
25) John Bishop
521,623 views | Uploaded December 2009
26) Jack Dee
493,158 views | Uploaded March 2008
27) Dara O'Briain
471,363 views | Uploaded October 2008
28) Stewart Lee
429,394 views | Uploaded December 2006
29) Al Murray
387,617 views | Uploaded January 2007
30) Jason Manford
380,782 views | Uploaded June 2009
31) Micky Flanagan
348,483 views | Uploaded July 2009
32) Milton Jones
300,990 views | Uploaded May 2007
33) Tim Vine
295,592 views | Uploaded December 2009
34) Jason Byrne
273,306 views | Uploaded September 2007
35) David O'Doherty
262,439 views | Uploaded August 2007
36) Alan Carr
232,666 views | Uploaded July 2009
37) Lenny Henry
228,576 views | Uploaded March 2007
38) Frank Skinner
174,529 views | Uploaded October 2008
39) Simon Bird
173,478 views | Uploaded August 2008
40) Jon Richardson
170,134 views | Uploaded July 2009
41) Russell Kane
157,433 views | Uploaded May 2009
42) Jasper Carrott
156,072 views | Uploaded January 2007
43) Mark Watson
146,604 views | Uploaded May 2008
44) Jack Whitehall
125,321 views | Uploaded September 2009
45) Alistair McGowan
113,472 views | Uploaded January 2010
46) Greg Davies
100,813 views | Uploaded July 2009
47) Simon Amstell
100,700 views | Uploaded July 2009
48) Lee Nelson
94,716 views | Uploaded December 2007
49) Patrick Kielty
89,329 views | Uploaded August 2009
50) Daniel Sloss
85,770 views | Uploaded September 2010
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