Mel Gibson allegedly said some very naughty things to his ex-girlfriend. If you haven't heard it yet, here's what we're talking about...

The question is: are you as smooth as the Hollywood hot-head? Take our test and find out if you're a Lethal Weapon in love...

FILL IN THE BLANKS:

1 'You need a ____ ____  ____  ____ !'

A 'shopping spree on me!'
B 'Brazilian wax, Hairy Bear!'
C 'f**king soul, you c**t!'

2 'I’ll put you in a _____ _____  _____  !'

A 'new blockbuster movie!'
B 'quality gym, fatty!'
C 'f**king rose garden!'

3 'You look like a ____ ____  ____  ____ '

A 'leggy supermodel in Vogue'
B 'woman who doesn’t eat'
C 'f**king b*tch on heat'

4 'You should just ___ ___  ___  ___  ___'

A 'sit back and relax, honey'
B 'cook dinner and tidy up'
C 'f**king smile and blow me!'

YOUR RESULT:

Mostly As
You, sir, are one smooth operator. You treat your lady with respect. You’re doing everything right! And therefore, everything wrong, according to the Mel Gibson School Of Romance™ rules. Shame on you!

Mostly Bs
That’s more like it, you’re showing a bit of Gibson logic now. Tell her straight! Make your frustrations known! She’ll thank you for it eventually. One day. Maybe.

Mostly Cs
Hang on – are you actually Mel Gibson? These are awfully familiar to the sweet nothings Mel allegedly uttered to his ex in those recordings*. Whatever. You’ve qualified from the Mel Gibson School Of Romance™ with honours! Go get her…