Carnage!
As the papers get worked up about how today’s “reckless” youngsters like a drink or three, Carnage UK events – boozy student nights out across Britain – have come in for a kicking.

But while boring old farts worry about the youth of today, these pics from our night out with Carnage in Swansea last week prove one thing: hot women + booze + organised madness = total awesomeness.

There were 1,700 party animals going mental at this event alone. Entry was £8, which gave us access to a selection of bars and clubs (all on the same street and roped off for the Carnage party) and T-shirts, which quickly had obscenities scrawled all over them by party-goers armed with marker pens.

But the best part of a Carnage night? The women. Not only was the place rammed full with sexy girls (despite the Beauty And The Geek theme), they were all up for it. And with organisers arranging games like “Pull A Carnage Beauty”, “Three-Way Snog” and “Dirty Stop-Out” (where the idea was to wake up in an unfamiliar bed the next morning), we are now convinced anyone objecting to Carnage UK’s activities is probably not worth knowing.

We knew that anyway – but hey, the investigation was worthwhile…

Picture at top: This lot are the stewards charged with controlling things. Yes, really