Nothing’s made us laugh at the cinema this year as much as Brüno. And master-of-comedy-disguises Sacha Baron Cohen has a whole movie’s worth of extra footage that he couldn’t squeeze into the finished film. We’ve seen the top-secret scenes and chosen our favourites…

Brüno People talk about the suffering of the Africanishers, but no one talks about the suffering of beautiful people.
Heather Hahn You know how much money I’ve spent on therapists just for being this beautiful? It’s crazy.
Brüno A supermodel can make as much in a day as a teacher makes in a year. Why do you think it is that teachers are so overpaid?
Heather Hahn It’s different because you don’t see a teacher’s face on the cover of Vogue.
Brüno That’s right und thank God.
Brüno We’re doing a thing with kids in Darfur who can’t afford Dolce & Gabbana. Some of them can’t even afford Emporio Armani. Is there any way you’d say something that could totally cheer them up und revolutionise their lives? You, know, Heidi Klum said, “Go for it!” Something like that? Into camera. Go!
Heather Hahn Stick in there. Keep on keeping on. I guess.

Vincent Libretti I don’t need to have a unified, consistent vision of my fashion because I’m Vincent.
Brüno Amazing.
Vincent Libretti That’s what I’m here to do – breathe fire right into the clothes. Right into the clothes.
Brüno Breathe fire on me now.
Vincent Haaarrrrr!
Brüno No, you’ve got to clean your teeth first! Don’t do that. Could we have some chewing gum or something like that?

Brüno You are Ron?
Richard No, I’m Richard Harris.
Brüno OK, und you are?
Ron I’m Ron.
Brüno I hope you don’t find this racist, but the two of you look similar.

Brüno It’s 1944. Hitler goosesteps in here. He’s been getting some bad press, rightly or wrongly, let’s not get into that debate – und he demands a makeover. What do you give him?
Rajan Tolomei Foundation, concealer, a lot of bronzer and a touch of foundation and eyebrows.
Kunal Nayyar I’d give him Armani sneakers. They’re really good – I have them. And some prototype T-shirt of Dolce & Gabbana – they are limited edition. That would change Hitler.

Brüno is out on DVD and Blu-ray on 9 November. Watch the trailer below