So your missus may not fancy learning pole dancing, so here's something even sexier. Why not pack your lady off to enter the slightly filthy, fantasy world of bra-busting burlesque (above)? And ladies reading this – see yourself as the next Dita Von Teese, and want to add a bit of extra va-va-voom to your sex life? Sexy nipple-tassel dancing in the bedroom: we're all for it. The perfect place to kick off is The Cheek Of It! Wannabe showgirls, get involved!

Win a curry or a pint off your mates by out-predicting them in this online footy pundit game, The Good, The Bad and The Lovejoy

New single launched... literally... with a rocket

This is Republican candidate John McCain's daughter. She's a babe!

ZOO uncovers the real reason for the beach ball's appearance in the Sunderland vs Liverpool game

Just how much do you love spuds? Should they be reclassified as 'supercarbs'? Speak out!

Nicklas Bendtner's daft training blunder

This week's random 'hot girl doing something' gallery: Girls holding baseball bats (Uncoached)

The most amazing tennis shots ever seen (Uncoached)

Have you got the rather grim Hepatitis C without knowing? Get tested out

Best Mr T videos ever (Uncoached)

FC United's goal celebration for the fans

University of Iowa cheerleaders ski in their underwear (Uncoached)

Watch this video, which hammers home what War Child is about, and who it is trying to help. Read by Ashley Walters, ex-So Solid Crew

One of our favourite videos of the year. We've all been there…

One of the greatest television adverts we've seen in a long time



A very harsh way to wake up your housemate



Baby's first words



ZOO unveils this banned advert for Heineken

See what was rated 2009's goal of the year



This tubby dancer shows us his moves



There's taking a car off-road, then there's this



This 'hard man' gets what he deserves

A disturbing video of a sleeping dog



Beethoven's Ode to Joy performed using bottles of Old Speckled Hen

Grooming expert Jason Shankey's tips about how to look good after a mental weekend

Nothing like a song to woo a lady