ZOO Babe Rocks Air Guitar!
Brandy Brewer represents ZOO at the WKD UK Air Guitar Championships. Watch it here!
We get plenty of invitations here at ZOO, but this one particularly intrigued us: a place in the 2009 UK Air Guitar Championships.
Air guitar? That’s a doddle.
So with the promise of a wildcard entry to the event from sponsor WKD, we thought we’d secure ourselves victory/cheat by calling on the services of our latest babe, Brandy. A hot girl, a tiny bikini and a completely nonexistent guitar? The trophy’s ours, surely?
Arriving in Brighton for the showdown, we were confident. But it quickly became apparent that these people with their fantasy axes take things very seriously.
We suddenly feel a bit worried and overhear competition favourite Deku Chan say he’s been in training for months. Not that we can figure out how or why anyone would actually need to train for air guitar – a minute in front of the mirror, maybe, but months?
Bored of the big talk, we deploy our secret weapon. Brandy whips off her top, revealing not just a spectacular 32D bikini-clad rack, but also hope of victory. We can beat these suckers. With boobs.
And amazingly, we do! For a bit. With a hastily improvised routine of windmilling, crotch grabs, leaps and general indecent exposure, Brandy doesn’t just qualify for the semis, she’s actually created a few. But then, inexplicably, it all goes wrong as 'Trousers' – a large, drunk man – wins the crowd over. Turns out it’s moobs, not boobs, that this lot want.
But even he can’t top Deku, who, after all those lonely months of training, ends up taking the trophy home. To his bedsit. Strangely though, it’s our Brandy who’s getting all the attention. Never mind, Deku! Some you win...
- Thanks to WKD. See more of the championships at www.ukairguitar.com
Brandy's Top 5 Air Guitar Tips...
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