There’s a new comedy blockbuster in town, its star is a camp Austrian fashion reporter called Brüno and it’s every bit as shocking and hilarious as Borat.

But that’s probably because it’s the same guy behind both movies: Sacha Baron Cohen. And he’s boning Isla Fisher in real life. So the man’s a true genius.

We caught up with Brüno at the UK premiere, where he told us his thoughts on blowjobs, Cristiano Ronaldo’s £80m transfer fee and why Borat is so over!

But first, watch these clips and trailers of the movie... 

Brüno, what are you planning on doing with your time here in the UK?
You are hitting on me, ja? Listen, I’ve got no chlamydia, I’ve got no herpes, no STDs. I feel very vulnerable with you eyeing me up, staring at my schlupfels. You know I’m totally monogamous to my boyfriend. Apart from blowjobs.

Moving swiftly on! Where is your adopted baby tonight?
Baby OJ is behaving like a bit of a schlump today. He is a year-and-a-half now and he is crying one minute and smiling the next like an absolute freak. I didn’t even take him out clubbing last night, so I don’t know why he is behaving like that.

Speaking of sprogs, what do you make of Madonna and her relentless quest to adopt African babies?
Madonna needs to get some advice on how to raise children, because a lot of them have got a real attitude. I have a child now and he keeps crying and doing scheißes in his underpants, but you know, that’s fine – it reminds me of my ex-boyfriend.

Be honest. What do you think of Borat’s fashion sense?
The mankini is out, ja? You heard it here first.

Finally, we’re sure you’ve seen that Ronaldo is off to Real Madrid for £80m. What would you do with all that money? Top up your fake tan?
What is fake about this? There is nothing fake about this! With the £80m, I would give it all to charity. At the moment, every year on St Adolf’s day in Austria we go and help people. Last year we helped a hundred worthless beggars get tooth whitening.

- Brüno is in cinemas from 10 July.

The Movie Gags

Brüno explains his reasons for coming to America
'I realised that night the fashion world was superficial, I decided to go to LA and become a celebrity. I was going
to be the biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler.'

Brüno attempts to find a salon that will bleach his anus
'I was going to go to the salon that maintains Salma Hayek’s inner thighs, but they were booked up for the next four days. They said they are, like, really, really exhausted after doing her.'

Brüno is on his new TV show discussing celebrity pregnancies
Brüno Who’s this? I can’t even remember her name.
Woman Jamie Lynn.
Brüno Jamie Lynn Spears, I mean, is she a celebrity?
Woman No.
Brüno Ha ha ha. OK. Let’s see what she’s got in her stomach. Oh my God, what is that? Is that a little person?
Woman Yeah, totally.
Brüno It thinks it’s an A-Lister. News flash, you’re in a C-Listers womb, am I right?
Woman Yeah.
Brüno Is this kid retarded?
Woman The hands look way too big.
Brüno So should she abort it?
Woman Abort it.

Brüno is auditioning babies for a photoshoot
Brüno How much does she weigh?
Parent 30 pounds.
Brüno Can she lose 10 pounds in the next week?
Parent Yeah, I’ll do whatever it takes.
Brüno Liposuction?
Parent If that was the last resort and she can’t lose the weight, then yes, we’d have to do it.
Brüno Fantastic news. We have chosen your baby to be the Nazi officer!

Introducing his adopted African baby on a Texan chatshow
Presenter How did you find your son?
Brüno I swapped him.
Presenter You swapped him for what?
Brüno An iPod.

Fielding questions about parenting on the chatshow
Presenter You are the baby’s father now and you chose to dress him in a T-shirt that says what?
Brüno Gayby.
Presenter That’s not the baby’s name, is it?
Brüno No, I gave him, like, a traditional African name.
Presenter So what is it?
Brüno OJ.

Performing as cage fighter Straight Dave
Announcer Put your hands together, ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for Straight Dave!
Brüno Are you ready for some man-slamming action?
Crowd Yeah!
Brüno Who’s up for a good old-fashioned hetero fest?
Crowd Yeah!
Brüno Are you 100 per cent hetero like me? Let me hear you say 'straight pride!'
Crowd Straight pride!
Brüno I’m so straight that when I bought my house, the first thing I did was brick up the back door. You know why? Because my arsehole is just for shitting!

Chatting to a guy having sex at an orgy
Brüno You’re doing a great job. Look me in the eyes.
Woman Why would he want to look you in the eyes when he’s looking at
a pussy?
Man This is a fucking swingers party. If you don’t want pussy and you don’t want fucking then… quit fucking touching me. Quit looking at me. I didn’t come here for no fucking queer shit, OK?