10. Not Just Anybody by Jordan

Jordon's hilarious Eurovision attempt.

9. Barbie Girl by Aqua

A truly terrible, synthetic Barbie song that makes you wish you were deaf.

8. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

Celine Dion's overplayed 'tear-jerker'. Its amount of airplay almost reduced us to tears.

7. Anfield Rap by Liverpool FC

John Barnes's first (but not last) attempt to rap, in the notorious song that Liverpool released before the 1988 FA Cup final. So bad it's genius.

6. Congratulations by Cliff Richard (dressed as Austin Powers)

The 1968 British Eurovision entry. Makes you want to hurt yourself.

5. Wannabe by Spice Girls

Amazingly this song launched the Spice Girls. Try bearing it without the pokey-tastic video.

4. C'est La Vie by B'witched

One of the cheesiest and most irritating songs in history. We'd rather eat our own sweaty socks.

3. S Club Party by S Club 7

Played repeatedly in the elevator down to Hell.

2. Adagoo by Black Lace

All your fruit- and mullet-based nightmares in easily digestible form. About to be re-released... why oh why?

1. Puppy Love by Donny Osmond

Makes the number one spot for being the corniest song in the history of music. Somebody, please, make it stop!