Global credit crunch? Whatever. The Prime Minister's plummeting popularity? Enormous, apathetic yawn. As you can see, ZOO has its finger on the political pulse.

We know what men want. What the real burning issues are. And because of this, we found ourselves neck-deep in some polling of our own, confronting a matter that refuses to go away: um, boobs.

Specifically, boob size. You see, until now, no one had bothered to ask the good men of this country a very basic question: of all the breast sizes on offer out there in ladyland, which is their absolute favourite?

It's a tough one. With all this surgically-enhanced female rib fat bouncing around, would the less voluminous (but by no means less appreciated) breasts come out on top? Or would racks the size of two giant airships ultimately triumph as the nation's No1 bap measurement? The answer simply had to be found.

Fortunately, there was no shortage of discerning ZOO readers willing to help out. In fact, by the time we were all done with the online voting at here on zootoday.com, more than 21,000 of you had told us what boob size most satisfied you - which was almost as surprising as the result. Although not quite.

So, without any further ado, allow us to present you with the definitive run down of the mammary sizes that matter most to the good men of Britain...