If your trying to get on the property ladder, have a soccer star budget and the letters P and J in your initials then we have the perfect place for you.

Everton ace Phil Neville has put his country mansion on the market for £4m. The luxurious 18th century Grade II listed building boasts six bedrooms, a fitness room, cinema, four-bedroom staff house and nine acres of grounds.

Decked to the hills in Versace trimmings and plastered with the letters P and J, for Phil and his wife Juile, on just about every wall area possible, this former conference centre in Burnley is a beacon of footballers' chic.

After seeing the Footballers' Cribs-style snaps we thought we'd play estate agent and give you the ZOO guide to living like a pro.

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION

You can't just park your Bentley in any old driveway in any old area. Living near your fellow pros is practically the law. So you'd best be looking at these areas the top stars call home...

Gold Trafford - the Cheshire Triangle
In the north, the Wilmslow-Alderley Edge-Hale triangle in Cheshire is favoured by Manchester United, Liverpool, Everton, Blackburn and Manchester City players.

Hampstead Header
In North London, stylish Hampstead is the top location for the Arsenal elite.

Surrey Splendour
Chelsea stars are buying up all the trophy houses close to their new training ground near Cobham.

SIZE MATTERS

You're a winner, a modern day gladiator. There's no room for weakness, especially when it comes to the size of your diggs. So you'll be needing something like these dwellings in our gallery of footballers' cribs