Rooney's ugly, but Torres is hot. That's if you believe internet polls. Liverpool's strike ace has been named the Premier League player most men would choose to bed but only "if they had to."

Torres was by far and away the winner scoopoing 35 per cent of the votes in the poll from betting site, chickendinner.com.

Also on the list were Spurs Jermain Jenas in second and Blackburn's Roque Santa Cruz in third. And according to one user Theo Walcott ranked highly because he "probably wouldn't want to try anything too complicated."

You can see the rest of the list here.

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