Everywhere in the world has culinary speciality: India has the curry. China has the noodles. Americans have the, erm, lard. And we've got the full English breakfast - arguably the best of the bunch.

Arguably.

Yesterday, as ZOO's guinea pig, I was subjected to Tesco's new all-day microwaveable breakfast. It seemed to be packaged in a dog's bowl - and the contents complimented its apperance. It was, well, wrong.

Check out the snaps of me ‘enjoying' the delight below...