There is a God.

And his name is The Hoff.

And you can now get a super-fun activity booklet of The Hoff for you, your friends and everyone you know who have been touched by him in their life - yes, male or female - by clicking here (its a .pdf so you can also right click and save it). It could even make the perfect Christmas present - fun and cheap. Just like The Hoff himself!

And finally, Soccer AM tomorrow sees Russell Brand on the show's orange sofas amongst others including style "guru" Wayne Hemmingway, and The Fratellis. Sounds a good show, so tune in tomorrow: Sky Sports 1, 9am. Brand should be funny and is a must see live, judging by the video below from The Secret Policeman's Ball.

Now I don't know much about witchcraft...