Jordan Carver: Welcome To Britain!
Believe it or not, there is something about Jordan Carver – the astonishingly all-natural 32HH phenomenon – that may have escaped your notice.
Aside from possessing the biggest boobs we’ve possibly ever come across, JC (as she likes to be known) descends from an Italian background, was born in Germany (we won’t hold that against her) and has been living in the sun-drenched US state of California for the past few years.
“What’s this got to do with anything?” we hear you ask. Fair point. Well, it just so happens that JC has decided to ditch America and jump across the Atlantic to come and stay in the UK. And initial impressions are very encouraging. “An average British guy walking along the street is very nice to look at,” she says. Oh Jordan, stop that! Actually, no, tell us more…
Jordan Carver Welcome To Britain!
Welcome, JC. We’re delighted to have you with us. Can we assume you’ll be “havin’ it large” now you’re here?
Havin’ it large? What does that mean? I love it here but I never seem to understand your slang!
Right, so you’re struggling to learn ’owt, then?
Er, come again?
You know, you’re having a bit of trouble with the old Frank and Pat…
You’ve completely lost me! Who are Frank and Pat?