Topless Oktoberfest Beer Girls!
Say what you like about the Germans (they’re overly efficient, have no sense of humour and are way too good at football). But wait! They also make great beer and have more than their share of beautiful, busty women. Put the two together and you have Oktoberfest – a 17-day festival in Munich that celebrates everything great about beer and women.
To mark this year’s event, which runs from 17 September-3 October, we decided to find out how three of our favourite British girls – Ashley Emma, Emily Diamond and Elle Richie – would look dressed as Bavarian barmaids. Das ist gut, ja? Read on for your guide to creating your own Oktoberfest. We can’t include our models, but still…
Sexy Oktoberfest Girls Get Topless!
We’ve looked up Oktoberfest songs online and come up with the following – Hande Zum Himmel, Skandal Im Sperrbezirk and Knallrotes Gummiboot. But in the absence of a traditional oompah band, we suggest you stick to that traditional English classic: “5-1, even Heskey scored…”