New To ZOO: Kirstie Patterson!
We pride ourselves on unearthing brand spanking new talent at ZOO. Case in point: Kirstie Patterson. The 'party chick' from Bishop Auckland (that’s the North-East for all you Southerners) enjoyed her first-ever shoot with us this week, and is already planning another one.
And get this. Had numpty execs over at MTV not been so naïve, she could have been half-naked on our screens in reality TV sensation Geordie Shore, which starts this week. Because despite applying for the show, she was rejected.
'I wrote 500 words about why I’m so interesting and sent them my picture,' she says. 'They said they’d call, but they never did. I guess I just wasn’t what they wanted.' Idiots! As you can see, their loss is quite clearly our gain.
See New To ZOO hottie Claudia Dean's debut shoot - it's unmissable!
Are they not your cup of tea, then?
I’m really bad with them! Beer isn’t a problem with me, but it’s a whole different kettle of fish when it comes to spirits. But who knows? That may change once I get out there.
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