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New To ZOO: Kirstie Patterson!



Launch Topless Pictures Of Kirstie Patterson!We pride ourselves on unearthing brand spanking new talent at ZOO. Case in point: Kirstie Patterson. The 'party chick' from Bishop Auckland (that’s the North-East for all you Southerners) enjoyed her first-ever shoot with us this week, and is already planning another one.

And get this. Had numpty execs over at MTV not been so naïve, she could have been half-naked on our screens in reality TV sensation Geordie Shore, which starts this week. Because despite applying for the show, she was rejected.

'I wrote 500 words about why I’m so interesting and sent them my picture,' she says. 'They said they’d call, but they never did. I guess I just wasn’t what they wanted.' Idiots! As you can see, their loss is quite clearly our gain.

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Say hello to New To ZOO Clelia Theodorou, the hottest girl you haven't met - yet!

Say hello to New To ZOO Clelia Theodorou, the hottest girl you haven't met - yet!

 

Ah, yes. We hardly noticed them…

Ha ha! Don’t lie, ZOO! I get my boobs from my mum – hers are huge. I’ll tell you one drawback: clothes are a big issue. It’s so hard to find T-shirts that fit my boobs!

 

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