New To ZOO: Kirstie Patterson!
We pride ourselves on unearthing brand spanking new talent at ZOO. Case in point: Kirstie Patterson. The 'party chick' from Bishop Auckland (that’s the North-East for all you Southerners) enjoyed her first-ever shoot with us this week, and is already planning another one.
And get this. Had numpty execs over at MTV not been so naïve, she could have been half-naked on our screens in reality TV sensation Geordie Shore, which starts this week. Because despite applying for the show, she was rejected.
'I wrote 500 words about why I’m so interesting and sent them my picture,' she says. 'They said they’d call, but they never did. I guess I just wasn’t what they wanted.' Idiots! As you can see, their loss is quite clearly our gain.
Meet Josie McKeever, our 32E New To ZOO girl, in her naked debut ZOO shoot!
Welcome to ZOO, Josie!
Thanks! I’ve always wanted to star in ZOO and this is my first big shoot on my own. You’ve made my dreams come true!
These are definitely my sexiest-ever pictures, because it’s the first time I’ve been completely naked – and it’s just for you guys! Although, the bedroom was really hot and I prefer it to be a bit colder…
My boobs look much better when they’re cold. I don’t know why, they just do.