Sam Bowden's First Topless Shoot!
History being made is often surprisingly dull or disappointing. Man’s first steps on the Moon? Probably a hoax. The fall of the Berlin Wall? Should’ve used better cement. Obama becoming President? We lost interest when it turned out he didn’t have superpowers after all. And as for London 2012? All that means is that Sir Steve Redgrave is on our TV too much.
Thankfully, we know what the people of the world really want, and that’s why we are selflessly bringing you a truly momentous occasion. And what’s more, you don’t need an expensive ticket or Royal invite to take part.
So gents, sit back and witness history being made as our own Student Glamour Awards 2010 winner Sam Bowden finally unleashes her 32GGs onto the world in her first-ever topless shoot. Trust us, this will change your life…
Sam Bowden's First Ever Topless Shoot!
There’s loads of Royal Wedding tat on sale, though. How can you compete with that?
I could bring out boob stress-balls. They’d have to be quite big, though. Stress boobs would relax everyone – much better for the nation’s morale than a Kate and Wills tea towel!