Sam Bowden's First Topless Shoot!
History being made is often surprisingly dull or disappointing. Man’s first steps on the Moon? Probably a hoax. The fall of the Berlin Wall? Should’ve used better cement. Obama becoming President? We lost interest when it turned out he didn’t have superpowers after all. And as for London 2012? All that means is that Sir Steve Redgrave is on our TV too much.
Thankfully, we know what the people of the world really want, and that’s why we are selflessly bringing you a truly momentous occasion. And what’s more, you don’t need an expensive ticket or Royal invite to take part.
So gents, sit back and witness history being made as our own Student Glamour Awards 2010 winner Sam Bowden finally unleashes her 32GGs onto the world in her first-ever topless shoot. Trust us, this will change your life…
Sam Bowden's First Ever Topless Shoot!
Good news! So what other momentous occasions would you compare this to?
It’s the biggest thing to happen this April, certainly – much bigger than the Royal Wedding! I don’t know any guys who are interested in that, so this is a far better event. I can offer a lot more than Kate Middleton – she wouldn’t strip for you for starters – plus, I’m blonde and everyone knows blondes have more fun…