Girls
Olympic Timesavers!
They bragged it would count down to the very second the games would begin, ushering in the world’s finest athletes...
And then, after a single day, it broke down. London Mayor Boris Johnson then (probably) put in a call to Omega customers services, was put on hold and forced to listen to Dido for 16 hours, before being asked if he had tried switching it off and back on again.
Then, after a man with a hammer and stick prodded at it for a bit, the clock spluttered into life once again. But for how long will it keep counting down this time? 
If only there was an alternative… Thankfully, help is at hand. We sent three of our most numerically-sound ZOO babes to Trafalgar Square to unveil our own alternative Olympic Clock – the Girl Clock – which also counts down until the start of the games (or at least until the girls get cold). You know what? We deserve a medal for this…
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